Went out for the first time in 10 months now I’m feeling well enough. A freakin’ masquerade ball of all things! Cole and I took off to Larnach Castle to dance the night away. Yes you heard correctly, I went to a ball at a castle. I felt like a Disney princess. Apart from my boobs feeling like they were gonna explode all night, it was great. Now lying in bed alternating between a hot compress and ice packs on my enormous titt-ays. Someone either help me or kill me, this is agony.
The chain will be broken and all men will have their reward